Buried 57 Found Alive!

Not meaning to plagiarise and hope I don’t get sued but I thought I would repost this rather appropriate piece from Private Eye.

There were scenes of jubilation last night in London after contact was finally made with 57 Liberal Democrat MPs buried under a Conservative government over 100 days ago.

“As we’d heard nothing from them in weeks we’d naturally assumed they’d all perished,” said a jubilant Liberal Democrat councillor.

Despite the initial euphoria, rescue workers were more downbeat about the long-term prospects for the trapped Liberal Democrat MPs, saying few are expected to emerge from underneath Kenneth Clarke alive.  Said one, “I’m doing every thing I can to save them from being shafted.”

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